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life moves pretty fast. if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. i do believe in commas. i do, i do.
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1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

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ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

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bolognacolonel:

allysonkate:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

I will never forget the first time I saw this scene.

GET ON YOUR FEET

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xnoel:

nickelbackthatassup:

a harry gps would be like “uhh hi wait you missed the turn sorry just like go back one time I missed a turn once and I was with my friends and like we did something really pointless and we laughed— oh you missed the other then I’m sorry hiii”

#’you’re a sucky gps’ #’heyyyyy’

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copperbadge:

villainessy:

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misspryss:

julstorres:

survivablyso:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

I’d rather watch Black Widow file her taxes than an Ant Man movie

Well you have to admit her work-related expenses would tell some pretty interesting stories all by themselves

Black Widow orders towels online: the movie

Black Widow reorganizes her sock drawer: the movie

Black Widow cleans her gutters: the movie

Still more exciting than Ant Man

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College students can now get microsoft office for free

hoodjab:

rabbrakha:

melthemuslim:

Just go here and sign up with your college email. You can install it on up to 5 PCs or Macs and on other mobile devices, including Windows tablets and iPads.

GOD BLESS.

I PAYED UGH. REBLOGGING TO SAVE U GUYS SOME MORE GAS MONEY

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